Key Lime Pie: Very good in small bites. Very small bites.

~PS

The face you made while you ate it was awesome.

Yeah. Wasn't *quite* expecting that degree of tartness. The second time was much better, though it took me about 20 minutes to eat a piece roughly the size of a fish stick. ~PS

Who the hell measures things by fish sticks?! The last time that I went to Cornerstone Festival (2001) we went to a church that was sponsoring a free breakfast for everyone at the festival. There was this old guy there who measured EVERYTHING by the length of a hog. "That table must be 2 hog lengths." "That car was the length of 3 hogs!" "I feel as wide as half a hog." Hmm, so which is a more standard unit: hogs or fish sticks?

I think they could both be standard. Really, there's not much rhyme or reason to stuff like that. I'm sure they said the same thing when whoever came up with "this thing was three feet long"... ~PS

The foot is a perfectly good standardized unit of measurement... at least if your in the United States in the contemporary era. :)