Sheri needs a blog. Really. But since she doesn't have one, i'm going to write this one up.

We just got a phone call, which she answered. It went something like this.

Sheri: Hello?

Woman: Ms Shoemaker?

Sheri: Yes?

Woman: I'm [name] from the Johnson City Police Lodge. How are you today?

Sheri: ...I'm fine...

Woman: Well good... Are your parents home?

Sheri: ...uhm I'm sorry, no they're not...

Woman: Oh, ok. Thanks. Bye. [hangs up]

Now, at this point, sheri starts laughing hysterically.

So she wants to know: is she evil?

~PS

All indications point to "yes."

I didn't mean to be evil.... And it WAS the truth!

And you were a whole lot nicer to her than I am to those poor telemarketers who mistakenly call me "Mrs."

Well done. Honest and escaped the trap that was being laid.

...Ging, what DID you do to those poor *defenseless* telemarketers who made the unfortunate mistake of calling you Mrs.? ...we're waiting with bated breath!